Sunday, 25 March 2012

Classic School Lunch Soup

The steps to making the soup of school lunch are as follows.

- Write as many kinds of food as you can think of on little pieces of paper. This can include any type of food; vegetables, fruit, meat, maggots etc.

- Fold up the pieces of paper and put them in a hat. 

- Randomly select about 5 or 6 pieces of paper from the hat. These are your ingredients.

- Take your ingredients and chop them all into small pieces. Big enough to be identifiable, but small enough to be fed to a baby.

- Place your ingredients in a bowl. Big enough for a baby's head, but small enough to only fill the stomach of a baby.

- Piss in the bowl.

Repeat this process from Monday to Friday and you can make school lunch soup.

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