I had yet another great Saturday on Saturday. Hawaiians Spa Resort was the site of my assault which lasted for over seven hours, and during that time I rampaged the entire place. The smell of chlorine and the humidity slapping me in the face reminded me of childhood water park visits, which were so long ago that I don't actually have any memories of them.
From what I saw I was the only white person in the whole place, a fact made even more obvious by my staggeringly white towering figure. I saw the odd person nudge their friend to point me out and a few children looked at me like there was a 100% chance I would molest them. I'm sure that at first in the pool there was a big space around me, maybe eight feet in all directions. There were large groups of people and kids all over the place (like in the picture) but none of it seemed to come close to me. Although after a while the crowd closed in and things felt normal, we had fun bouncing a beach ball around the pool, hitting children in the face in the process. I deftly headed the ball around as though I possessed some actual football skill and for a moment I felt like a real man, only for a moment though.
The water slides were fun too, there was a nice fast double-seater which has definitely killed someone in the past, it seemed like people were nearly getting tossed out on the corners. Perhaps the reason why they haven't made it safer yet is that they've been paying out shit-loads of money to people suing for broken necks instead.
The content of the this blog will provide absolutely no entertain value whatsoever, but I can't stress enough how good of a day it was. The next move was to the roof, there was a whole different area with lots of big and small jacuzzis that you could lie or sit in and onsen baths and fountains etc etc. By this point the Sun had gone down and the sight of the purple sky, the mountains in silhouette, the architecture surrounding the pools and the lights shining underwater was especially beautiful. After some serious chillin' it was real onsen time. I didn't expect walking around naked with a bunch of old men to be so tranquil. All you could hear was the sound water being pushed around and a few insects. I wondered up some stairs to a door where I heard a man trying really hard to take a crap, maybe he was doing something else but that's what it sounded like. Either way it temporarily broke the mood. I sat down admiring the view once again, not of naked men and boys, but of steam rising from the water and well lit foliage. I looked up at the sky and once again it was beautiful. After another visit to the hot roof jacuzzi orgy we decided enough was enough and after a 7 hour Hawaiians bonanza called it quits.
From what I saw I was the only white person in the whole place, a fact made even more obvious by my staggeringly white towering figure. I saw the odd person nudge their friend to point me out and a few children looked at me like there was a 100% chance I would molest them. I'm sure that at first in the pool there was a big space around me, maybe eight feet in all directions. There were large groups of people and kids all over the place (like in the picture) but none of it seemed to come close to me. Although after a while the crowd closed in and things felt normal, we had fun bouncing a beach ball around the pool, hitting children in the face in the process. I deftly headed the ball around as though I possessed some actual football skill and for a moment I felt like a real man, only for a moment though.The water slides were fun too, there was a nice fast double-seater which has definitely killed someone in the past, it seemed like people were nearly getting tossed out on the corners. Perhaps the reason why they haven't made it safer yet is that they've been paying out shit-loads of money to people suing for broken necks instead.
The content of the this blog will provide absolutely no entertain value whatsoever, but I can't stress enough how good of a day it was. The next move was to the roof, there was a whole different area with lots of big and small jacuzzis that you could lie or sit in and onsen baths and fountains etc etc. By this point the Sun had gone down and the sight of the purple sky, the mountains in silhouette, the architecture surrounding the pools and the lights shining underwater was especially beautiful. After some serious chillin' it was real onsen time. I didn't expect walking around naked with a bunch of old men to be so tranquil. All you could hear was the sound water being pushed around and a few insects. I wondered up some stairs to a door where I heard a man trying really hard to take a crap, maybe he was doing something else but that's what it sounded like. Either way it temporarily broke the mood. I sat down admiring the view once again, not of naked men and boys, but of steam rising from the water and well lit foliage. I looked up at the sky and once again it was beautiful. After another visit to the hot roof jacuzzi orgy we decided enough was enough and after a 7 hour Hawaiians bonanza called it quits.
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